By anita barkan on Monday, May 15, 2000 - 10:26 pm:

How can I train to be a web mistress?

By SiteKeeper on Tuesday, May 16, 2000 - 08:46 am:

A mistress of the Web...
you want to be?

Time and patience,
is the key.

Time to learn.

Patience to try.

But if you have neither,
there is no need to cry.

An old master,
named Soupy,
Soupy Sales that is,
knew just how to make things work for you kids.

Tell all your friends
and strangers to
to mark down your name
on a new 50 or two.

Have them write down this address
and mail to me.

A web mistress
you'll be
in just 1...2...3!